(1) Bloke to girl at a bar. “Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven”.
(2) ” Ring your Mammy and tell her you won’t be home tonight”.
You’d have to say the Irish schools aren’t doing such a good job at Christian formation. The first one misses the implication that the chick is the devil, not the beauty of an angel it’s designed to suggest. But I truly doubt it’d fly very high with Irish women anyway. While the latter would certainly cause a laugh and perhaps get the game going being just cheeky and certain enough.